Ars Goetia ([personal profile] arsgoetia) wrote2011-01-05 03:39 am
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[Final Day] Endgame

And just as suddenly as everything had began, the demons are gone—all of them. Not a single crow feather remains. As if being sucked backwards out of a vacuum, sound and light flood into the room and the hallway, crashing down on you. You are back in the real world, with noise and physics and sunlight streaming in through the window.

You are also left with two bereft Bellcourt children, the older of which is suddenly doubling over in his wheelchair and shouting in anguish.
crowbro: (Baseball is known for its pitched battle)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[watches :|]
virtuallyroyalty: (suicidal overconfidence)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[AFTER A WHILE.]

[Returns. And shoves this at Crow.]

It's the best I could do, so take it!
crowbro: (My pet is very agreeable.)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[...grabs it]

What the hell is this.
virtuallyroyalty: (all work vs all play)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Once you read that, you might get what was going on with that sex demon better!
crowbro: (The oil well driller had a boring job.)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[stares at for a few seconds before starting to read with the most unimpressed face ever]
crowbro: (The inventor of rope)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[and after a good few minutes, he stops and stares at Kazuki]

This is the weirdest thing I've ever read.
virtuallyroyalty: (invisible grid)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the facts! Okay! But I'm not your Mom, so giving you a pamphlet's the most I'm gonna explain it!
Edited 2011-01-05 21:08 (UTC)
crowbro: (Royal chairs are rarely throne out.)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[READING IT VERY CAREFULLY]

Well from what it says I don't think it really concerns me. I've never felt like that and it says it's a human thing.

But I'll let Seto know just in case, this thing sounds dangerous.
virtuallyroyalty: (hippopotamus defense)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... I.

Am not going to ask.
crowbro: (My pet is very agreeable.)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey that's not right, now you make me want to know what you want to ask!

Oh, and I wanted to know— so have you ever had sex? Since you know all about it.
virtuallyroyalty: (m-my s-link)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOES BEET RED]

That's none of your business!
crowbro: (Ancient architects went through)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! We're friends so you gotta tell me! Come on!
virtuallyroyalty: (suicidal overconfidence)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
T...that kind of stuff is private, even for friends!
crowbro: (A range-finder is a person)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why isn't it written here, huh? Come on just tell me already! I'll answer your question too!
virtuallyroyalty: (the three trials)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an unspoken rule! Jeez, you'll be seen as some sort of creeper if you ask that of just anyone!

I just wanted to know what you are if you didn't know it was a, uh, "human thing". It doesn't matter!
crowbro: (When he proposed to her;)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really care if people think I'm a creeper. Now answer, come on. Or maybe you're not really an expert, huh?

And that just means I'm not human. Not that I was hiding it, but it's not like I could have introduced myself saying "hey, I'm Crow and I'm some sort of mechanical-doll-thing". It's pretty lame.

Seriously just answer me now.
virtuallyroyalty: (all work vs all play)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't really matter what you are, that's what I meant. It's stupid to think that matters if you're a mechanical doll or a human.

No way, you'll have to drag the answer out of me on my deathbed!
crowbro: (In parking lots)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[bawwww.]

...thanks.

And I'm betting that's a yes.
virtuallyroyalty: (invisible grid)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeez... Don't make that kinda bet!!
crowbro: (Farmers are real experts)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So who did you do it with? A friend?
virtuallyroyalty: (hide your children)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[holy crap]

[f...face in hands!!] God, you're a perv!!
crowbro: (The optician fell into the lens)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What? I'm just curious!
virtuallyroyalty: (invisible grid)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[I AM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU THIS CAN ONLY GET WORSE]
crowbro: (Two pencils decided to have a race.)

[personal profile] crowbro 2011-01-05 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is revenge for when you laughed at me for not knowing what sex was. He doesn't say anything anymore but he is grinning and looking at you :)]
virtuallyroyalty: (suicidal overconfidence)

[personal profile] virtuallyroyalty 2011-01-05 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
--that's playing dirty!

(no subject)

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