The voice clears his throat, then narrates without any enthusiasm whatsoever—

"While visiting the Remington Museum—a mysterious old home once owned by a rich family rumored to be involved in some dark and arcane arts—you and a group of others find yourselves slipping behind a trap door to a corridor that simply shouldn't exist. Trapped in a hidden library that doesn't seem to have been opened in years, will you find your way out of the labyrinthine, nonsensical room before the ghosts rumored to haunt the Museum decide to make you a new permanent guest?"