[Waver comes crashing downstairs to find Rider/Alexander the Great (both identities are in Waver's thoughts, in the memory; Kano can pick them up) wearing a dumb T-shirt and flexing his muscles in the middle of the living room.
Waver: Wait, why are you dressed like that?! Rider: The package I was awaiting arrived. Waver: You went outside the house!? Rider: [brandishes the box] I merely tries out that mail-order thing I heard about! Waver: But I told you you were never to leave the second floor! Rider: If the residents are not at home, and you are off somewhere all day occupied with your familiar, who else is there to answer the door? Waver: I had no choice. A summons from the Church is a big deal; I had to go. Rider: Don't be so grouchy. After seeing Saber last night I came to a realization. If one wears modern attire there should be no issue whatsoever with leaving the domicile. Waver: Hey -- wait -- stop! At least put on some pants before you go out! Rider: Oh -- yes, leggings. [smacks his forehead] That's true, I forgot, everyone in this land wears them. ... do I have to wear them? Waver: YES! Of course you have to! And just to make it perfectly clear, I'm not making a trip into town just to buy you XXXL pants, understand?! Rider: You won't?! Why, boy? Would you actually stand in the way of my triumphant conquest of the world? Waver: You conquering the world and whether or not you have pants have nothing -- not even the slightest thing -- to do with each other!! Before you start planning to go screwing around outside, go out and do your job and beat one of the other Servants! Then I'll buy you pants or anything else you want! Rider: Hmm, very well. I understand. Do you swear that once I defeat one of the other Servants, you will go and buy me a modern pair of pants so that I can go outside! Waver: Unbelievable. You really want to wear modern clothes and walk outside that much? Rider: The King of Knights was walking around outside. I simply cannot allow myself to be outdone. I like the design on this shirt. It is fitting attire for a strong ruler. Waver: Look, we have to go find and defeat Caster too. What the hell are we doing...
there's some serious business fretful feelings in there but mostly it's legit just . . . stupid bickering . . .]
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Waver: Wait, why are you dressed like that?!
Rider: The package I was awaiting arrived.
Waver: You went outside the house!?
Rider: [brandishes the box] I merely tries out that mail-order thing I heard about!
Waver: But I told you you were never to leave the second floor!
Rider: If the residents are not at home, and you are off somewhere all day occupied with your familiar, who else is there to answer the door?
Waver: I had no choice. A summons from the Church is a big deal; I had to go.
Rider: Don't be so grouchy. After seeing Saber last night I came to a realization. If one wears modern attire there should be no issue whatsoever with leaving the domicile.
Waver: Hey -- wait -- stop! At least put on some pants before you go out!
Rider: Oh -- yes, leggings. [smacks his forehead] That's true, I forgot, everyone in this land wears them. ... do I have to wear them?
Waver: YES! Of course you have to! And just to make it perfectly clear, I'm not making a trip into town just to buy you XXXL pants, understand?!
Rider: You won't?! Why, boy? Would you actually stand in the way of my triumphant conquest of the world?
Waver: You conquering the world and whether or not you have pants have nothing -- not even the slightest thing -- to do with each other!! Before you start planning to go screwing around outside, go out and do your job and beat one of the other Servants! Then I'll buy you pants or anything else you want!
Rider: Hmm, very well. I understand. Do you swear that once I defeat one of the other Servants, you will go and buy me a modern pair of pants so that I can go outside!
Waver: Unbelievable. You really want to wear modern clothes and walk outside that much?
Rider: The King of Knights was walking around outside. I simply cannot allow myself to be outdone. I like the design on this shirt. It is fitting attire for a strong ruler.
Waver: Look, we have to go find and defeat Caster too. What the hell are we doing...
there's some serious business fretful feelings in there but mostly it's legit just . . . stupid bickering . . .]