"I'm not going to not talk to you, this is the first time I've ever actually been able to talk to you for real, I only get to see you every couple of months at most, I'm not going to not talk to you!"

"You!" SMACK. "Are so!" SMACK. "Stupid!"

David may or may not be sobbing as he beats you senseless but at least he's using the pillow and there are no claws involved.